Who are these Mysterians?

"CORNBREAD"

"Cornbread" Ted Whisenhunt plays the old timey clawhammer banjo, hollers and sings in an
authentic rusticated way.
He was immediately deemed lead singer by the band when it was revealed that he was the only one who actually knew the words. His slow banjo pickin' is only matched by his wit.

"HONEY"

Chip "Honey" Spencer comes from a long line of persnickety pickers. His great grandfather was a rough and rowdy rounder from Perry County and once had a bullet pass through his fiddle while he was playing it on stage. The only thing "Honey" is liable to get hit with these days is a flying moonpie. Once He starts sawing that fiddle... your feet will be flying around the floor!

"ONION"

Rob "Onion" Elliot picks the mandolin for the Kudzus and is by far the lightest on his feet. His buckdancin' has dazzled crowds, wooed women and scared off livestock. His singing is mighty purty too! It might even bring a tear to your eye which is why we call him "Onion".

"BEAN"

Brian "Bean" Burnes is a fantastical spoon player and can thump a Dog House Bass to boot. He keeps the Kudzus in time and works the crowd into a frenzy with his "tall" tales and tossing of Moon Pies. Before joining the Kudzus, "Bean" traveled the country with a carnival wrestling bears and one more thing... he's tall y'all!